Dear Mr Lucas,
Let me begin this letter by telling you how much I loved your original Star Wars trilogy,the Lightsaber fight scene at the end of The Phantom Menace and the deleted scenes from Revenge of the Sith.
However, I have found aside from a select few moments I just haven't enjoyed your more recent work. There could be many reasons for this; maybe Star Wars just wasn't designed for CGI characters and locations, maybe we should never have discovered that Vader used to be "Ani" or maybe you just don't have people working for you any more that will tell you when you've wondered off track.
Thankfully there is a way to redeem yourself in the eyes of your fans. You need to issue a Special Edition of The Phantom Menace and you need to edit Sir Christopher Lee into it. The reasons for this are two fold.
1. What film wouldn't be improved by additional Christopher Lee?
2. This would make the Star Wars Prequels Sir Christopher's third trilogy after the Musketeer trilogy and Lord of the Rings. Providing once and for all an answer to the age old question: Which actor has appeared in all 3 parts of 3 trilogies?
Yours sincerely,
Al.
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